{"id":375,"date":"2008-01-23T21:27:32","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T20:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/?p=375"},"modified":"2008-01-23T21:28:37","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T20:28:37","slug":"the-stripper-her-nurses-uniform-and-coeliac-disease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/the-stripper-her-nurses-uniform-and-coeliac-disease\/","title":{"rendered":"The stripper, her nurse&#8217;s uniform and coeliac disease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An extraordinary plotline for a UK hospital soap today, announced in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/showbiz\/tv\/article717938.ece\">The Sun<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hayley Tamaddon is &#8230; stripper Alison who goes to hospital as she is stuck in her skin-tight PVC nurse\u2019s uniform.<\/p>\n<p>An ITV1 spokeswoman said: \u201cAlison\u2019s stomach has swollen mid-act so she\u2019s stuck in her costume! Then she is diagnosed with Coeliac Disease and needs a bowel biopsy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut Alison doesn\u2019t want her expensive outfit cut off until her husband \u2013 who doesn\u2019t know she\u2019s a stripper \u2013 arrives on the scene! But he\u2019s got a secret too!\u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nice to have exposure for coeliac disease, but this seems a most unlikely route to diagnosis to me.  For most people it takes months  &#8211; usually years &#8211; to get a diagnosis.  I&#8217;ve never heard of anyone diagnosed in A&#038;E before.  Yes, I do know this is made-up, but it would be nice if it was a bit more realistic.  More likely, the stripper would be wasting away gradually &#8211; so, skinny arms and legs, bloated belly, bad skin and look terribly tired &#8211; and keep having to leave the stage in a hurry to get to the bathroom &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anybody out there who had to have their clothes cut off for an emergency diagnosis of coeliac disease? (And a &#8216;bowel biopsy&#8217;?)<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An extraordinary plotline for a UK hospital soap today, announced in The Sun: Hayley Tamaddon is &#8230; stripper Alison who goes to hospital as she is stuck in her skin-tight PVC nurse\u2019s uniform. An ITV1 spokeswoman said: \u201cAlison\u2019s stomach has swollen mid-act so she\u2019s stuck in her costume! Then she is diagnosed with Coeliac Disease [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-375","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-diagnosis","7":"category-living-gluten-free","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.free-from.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}